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Hey, Mom. Hey, honey.

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Where are you?

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Oh, I'm just out in the garage.

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Aunt Cindy has a lot of books out here.

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Oh, my God. That stuff has been back
there for years.

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Watch out for spiders in there, young
lady.

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I will.

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Well, dinner's almost ready.

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I made spaghetti and meatballs.

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Mom, you know I'm vegan and I'm on a low
-carb diet.

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I can't eat spaghetti and meatballs.

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Vegan? What are you talking about?

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Your grandmother used to make spaghetti
and meatballs for your auntie and I when

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we were just girls, and we loved it. Now
get your butt inside this house.

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Okay, Mom.

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Check these out later.

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June 5th, 1995.

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Things have been so hard for me lately.

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Money has been so tight that it looks
like I'm finally going to have to drop

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of college.

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My mom worked so hard to send me here,
and I feel like I'm letting her and the

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rest of my family down.

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I wish someone would give me millions of
dollars out of nowhere.

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That would be nice.

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Fat chance, though. In real life, I'm
broke.

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Reality just sucks, I guess.

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Whoa, that sucks for her.

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Whoa, she won the lottery?

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Since her diary did it?

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Winning the lottery sure didn't work out
how I expected.

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Turns out being rich is more expensive
than I thought.

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The IRS keeps coming after me for
property taxes on the houses I bought.

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And the payment on my yacht is already
past due.

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The money from the lottery is almost
gone, and I don't know how to get any

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Plus, Tupac just died today.

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I wish I could just get in my plane and
fly away to some tropical island where

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nobody will ever see me again.

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Is that what happened to Aunt Cindy?

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It can't be.

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This...

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She did not win the lottery for this.

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There's no way.

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I mean, it's not going to hurt if

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I write in it, right?

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July 21st, 2017.

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Dear Diary, I really wish my mom would
just accept my vegan lifestyle.

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And stop trying to make me eat meat for
dinner, Scarlett.

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Hey. Hey, Mom.

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Just doing some homework over here.

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Well, you know, I was actually thinking
about what you said earlier today.

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And I'm not going to make spaghetti and
meatballs.

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You're not?

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Nope. I'm going to take you out to vegan
burger instead.

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Oh.

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Okay. All right. So let's go. I know
you've got to be hungry.

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Hey, Mom.

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Yeah?

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Whatever happened to Aunt Cindy?

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Oh, Aunt Cindy's story? Oh, my God, that
was just so tragic.

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You know in college that she won the
lottery and got millions and millions of

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dollars, right?

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Yeah. She ended up, you know, buying
lots of houses and boats.

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One year she decided to buy a plane and
go to Bermuda.

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Well, we think she crashed because we
never heard from her ever again.

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Okay, yeah.

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It's really tragic.

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Yeah. Well, come on.

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Let's go take you to Vegan Burger.

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Okay.

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July 22nd, 2017.

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Dear Diary, I really wish my mom would
give me a car so I don't have to take

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bus to school every morning.

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Scarlett.

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Yeah? Are you ready for school?

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Um, yeah, I'm ready.

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Oh, hi.

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Sorry, I was just making sure that I
wasn't late for the bus.

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Well, speaking of the bus, I forgot to
tell you I bought a brand new car.

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You did?

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Which means you inherited the station
wagon.

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Really? Yeah.

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Right on. All right, you can go. We're
going to be late. Thank you.

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I am the best mom ever.

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Hey, honey. Hey. Oh, my gosh. You look
amazing.

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Oh, thank you.

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You know, it's date night.

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Yeah.

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But your dad's taking me out for a
special dinner and a movie tonight.

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Oh, nice.

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Yeah, so don't wait up.

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And you know your dinner's in the oven,
okay?

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Okay.

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We'll see you a little later.

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Yeah. Bye.

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Have fun.

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I wish my

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mom would dress like that and take me to
the movies.

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I think it wants me to write in that.

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Hey, Mom.

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You know, your father's running late. He
had a stay at the office, so he

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canceled on me.

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Oh, no.

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But I've already got the reservation and
the ticket. Would you like to go?

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I'd love to.

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Great. Got ten minutes. I don't want to
be late. We've got our reservations for

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that wonderful dinner.

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I booked us anything that I wanted to.

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I could write anything, and anything
could happen right now.

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Even. Oh, Scarlett.

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Oh, my God.

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I don't know what's wrong with me. I
think we need to reschedule.

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You know what? Actually, we definitely
need to reschedule.

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I need to wait for your father to come
home. We need to take care of some

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things. Are you sick?

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No, no, no.

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Are you coming down with something?

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No, I...

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Maybe.

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Well, Dad will be home for hours.

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Here, let me take care of you.

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Really?

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Well,

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I'm just by myself right now.

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I need to wait for your father to come
home.

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I just don't know what's going on.

126
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I can do anything that my father can do
to you. What?

127
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No, your father did really good.

128
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You're moving way too fast.

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Scarlett, I'm your mother.

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I'm your stepmother.

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I'm your stepdaughter.

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There's a difference.

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physician. Do you follow your father?

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He does, yeah.

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You know this.

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Yeah.

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My nipple is so puffy

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See, there's nothing to worry about.

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Just sit back and enjoy everything right
here.

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Everything you're gonna do?

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Ha ha ha!

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It's gonna be fine.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, it's wonderful.

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Hmm.

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I can't help myself.

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I just can't.

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I have no idea how much I've wanted
this.

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How much I've wanted my mom to promise
me.

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you're putting like this

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00:30:09,740 --> 00:30:12,280
Well your father's never done that.

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00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:56,770
You thought I could do this, could you?

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00:34:00,590 --> 00:34:01,590
Fuckin' horny.

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00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:13,900
What do you want me to do?

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00:36:25,870 --> 00:36:26,870
Amen.

156
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,640
Where did you get these skills from?

157
00:39:51,060 --> 00:39:55,100
I'm sure it was your first rodeo.

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Maybe.

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I'll move it up.

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00:41:58,990 --> 00:41:59,990
Thank you.

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00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,080
I had to take a little bit of
maneuvering to get that out of you.

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Maneuvering?

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00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:32,140
Wonderful.

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00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:43,320
I'm so sorry right now. I'm so sorry.

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00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,540
I don't want to do this again.

166
00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:49,400
But your father can't, will he?

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I wish that he wasn't in the picture. I
just wish it was you and me forever.

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That's not nice.